Monday, May 18, 2009 @ 10:26 PM
And this is ON52NITE a.k.a: Obscene News 5 2Nite.
And this is Krisma Fox reporting. No la, jk jk. Ltr Cheryl Fox got problem kana angry with me.
Anyways, back to the primetime news. New pandemic disease's first case has been confirmed. Nope, it's not H1N1, anyone else who's not a complete retard? Yes, that nerdy moron at the back seat, may I know what that disease is?
NM: It's H1Z1, ma'am.
Thank you, but I am not a ma'am. Go find and old woman and call her that. It is a disease which causes very strange things which affects both your physical and mental behaviour.
Serious symptoms:. YOU HAVE LOTS OF TIMES WHEN YOU GET DIMENTIA. EG. EH LOOK AT THAT HOT GUY.WHICH ONE?HUH? WHAT GUY?I MEAN WHICH GUY ARE YOU CALLING HOT?WHEN DID I DO THAT?(ONLY AND EXAMPLE, I AM ANTI-BOY. SUITS ME WELL ENOUGH)YOU SEEM TO MUTTER TO YOURSELF? THAT IS RIDICULOUS!AIYA, THE OTHER SYMPTOMS GO FIND OUT YOURSELF LA. I HAVEN'T GOTTEN A PHD YET.SO NERDYBOY, YOU GOT SOMEONE TO CALL MA'AM YET?YES!WHO?MY MOM!--"
